Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Sugar and Spice

So I know what you’re thinking, “is she going to cry about her dog again?” And you know what? I could. I definitely could, BUT I won’t. Instead, I would like to share a recent thought of mine.

Sugar and spice. While watching the most horrible show on cable, The Bachelor, on Monday, I decided that I didn’t really like either of the two girls competing for Jake GOOB Pavelka’s heart. In my opinion, Tenley was all sugar, and Vienna (monster) was all spice. I couldn’t help but wonder (Carrie Bradshaw shout-out), “what percentage am I sugar, and what percentage spice?”

I thought I would text my brainiac bf to do the math. His response is below:

“You are mostly spice but you are usually sugar 1-2 days per week. Those sugar times are usually either Friday night or Saturday night. One of those nights we inevitably go out to eat (Mexican) and watch a movie or show. If we go to church together on Sunday morning that is usually a sugar time too since you have to use your best manners. 1/7 = 14% and 2/7 = 28% so you are 14-28% sugar and 86-72% spice. Don’t you agree?”

WHAT!? So basically I am a monster, aka Vienna. This was seriously disappointing. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I know I’m sassy. I have a kattitude, and it’s not always pleasant, I’ll own up to it.  It all started to unfold . . . the Black Eyed Peas (going to their concert with Bec, Anna, and Springer 3/19/10 CAN’T WAIT) song, “Imma Be” came on in my car and Christian was all, “This is your song! Get it? I’m a B?” Sure, I have a sense of humor; I’ll laugh at my own expense, that’s fine – but I’m seriously starting to wonder if I'm straight up mean.

So what do you think you are? Sugar? Spice? Both? Talk percentages people. And be honest!! I’m counting on some of you sassy ladies to make me feel better about myself.