Vest It Up

Still loving my Old Navy Canvas Surplus Vest (now marked down!!) that I talked about here, worn with one of my 3 pair of Gap Really Skinny pants (not necessarily making you look "really skinny" per se, but in the words of Rachel Zoe, these pants "are everything," and a necessary staple in my work wardrobe) and my Christian Siriano for Payless pumps that I mentioned here.  Maybe I need the green vest too...it IS on sale...if you listened to me the first time, you would've already been to Old Navy by now and bought yourself one too, obvs.

Now I know what you're thinking, "but Kathleen--what if this cargo vest just makes my mid-section look thicker and bulkier...like yours?"  Well I'm here to tell you to deal with it. I mean...I never thought I would condone nor suggest ANYONE wear anything related to the "cargo" style whatsoever...but it's all happening.

WEAR the vest.

But please don't wear the pants....EW!

Cargo pants are unforgivable in my book.  The day I'm adding bulk to my thighs with a few cargo pockets is the day you know aliens have taken over by body.  Or unfashionable vampires.  Or that I'm homeless.  Or I'm suffering from deep depression.  In any case, if you ever see me in cargo pants, please take me to the nearest hospital for evaluation.

**Photos of the super cute vests compliments of here, here and here. Photos of the super fugly (Mean Girls!!!) pants I cannot give credit for because it's too painful to even discuss.**

PS--I know.  Even I'm a little creeped out over my Kardashian mentions lately...it's a little much, BUT unfortunately I can't promise we're done discussing our Dash Dolls considering the People issue covering Kim's wedding (including that ri-donk headpiece situation she was attempting to pull off) hits newstands Friday...#dontgetmestarted.  It could've been worse...Khloe's headgear gave me stomach cramps I laughed so hard the first time I saw it.  WHAT a mess.