"OhmyGod, I feel like I've known you so long. Are we going to fight? No. I'm gonna go get you accessories - ok? Bye. See you soon!"
"OhmyGod snore, geez skank, have you ever told a story? I'll take it from here--ok CUT TO--cuter waiter walks ups, right..."
"Alright. And. Air. And. Off."
"WHATSUP SKANK!? Wwweeeeee!!! Ugh. I'm fat."
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