72 days of marriage.
WHAT IS HAPPENING!!?!?
What happens to the 20.5 carat ring?
How will this affect Kim & Kourtney Take NY?
Why was there no trial separation?
What pushed them over the edge?
What REALLY caused their divorce?
Were the doubts before the wedding real?
Is Khloe at home saying, "I told you so?!?"
According to Perez, "Divorces are like unicorns to Kris Humphries: he doesn't believe in either of them. But sadly, unlike unicorns, divorces DO exist in real life and he's having a hard time coming to grips with his own — mostly because he was blindsided by Kim filing this morning. We hear he's been telling friends he wanted to save the marriage and that all of the cheating is just a bunch of lies.
Also, we're hearing he's pretty "bummed" about it now that he knows she went and filed.
Chin up, Kris! Who knows what the next 72 days has in store for you??
PS — We wish unicorns existed! So majestic!!"
This is getting out of hand. I (clearly) need more answers.
I'm planning on treadmill-ing it while I watch E! News tonight at 6pm...the Kardashians sold their souls to Ryan Seacrest years ago so I know Ry Ry will deliver.